I love Chipotle Fresh Mexican Grill. Not like the namby-pamby love you have for your family or significant other. I mean REAL love. If you do too, this blog should brighten your day (assuming you have Chipotle within reach...)
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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Things i do not understand, but would like to figure out:
Fashion.
How to eat a Chipotle burrito.
Fantasy football.
Making friends on the internet.
Star wars.
Things i understand, and can explain in return for the above information:
Doctor Who.
The (fascinating) history of Union Station in Kansas City.
Homeschooling.
Why ketchup sometimes squirts out the top of the bottle when you open it.
Nerdfighting.
The official strategy for always completing your Chipotle burrito:
1. Get a Mr. Pibb with your burrito. It creates just the right amount of gas in your stomach so that you’ll burp just when you think you can’t eat any more.
2. Make sure that you have plenty of napkins, a full drink, and an empty bladder before you start eating.
3. Position yourself in such a way that you can hold the burrito with one hand the entire time you’re eating it, so that you can use the other hand to unwrap/tear the foil, use a napkin, or get a drink.
4. Eat your burrito. Do not put it down until it’s done. Start sitting straight up over your burrito, and recline as you eat. Try to eat at a constant pace.
